![]() ![]() “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” Dwight D. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” Will RogersĢ7. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” Elvis PresleyĢ6. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” Michael ScottĢ5. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” Ayn Rand.Ģ3. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” Robert BraultĢ2. “Be happy - it drives people crazy.” UnknownĢ1. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” Charles Schulzġ9. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” Unknownġ8. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklinġ7. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrichġ6. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twainġ5. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewiteġ4. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffyġ3. “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidlerġ2. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lamaġ1. ![]() “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” Jeffrey Gitomerġ0. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknownĩ. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” Tom Lehrerħ. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” Winnie the PoohĦ. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wildeĥ. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Lily TomlinĤ. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglarģ. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” Joe GirardĢ. “The elevator to success is out of order. I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy. I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this post! ![]()
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